Me. At least after what I've been through.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
