also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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