He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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