I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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