the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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