I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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