Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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