Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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