Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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