My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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