speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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