She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
She bit a glass in half.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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