We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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