I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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