He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
The Olympian is in my bed
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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