Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
As shirtless as possible
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
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