I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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