Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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