My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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