GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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