just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
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