Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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