I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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