I love black thongs
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Randomize
