Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
A+ Viking dick
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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