How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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