so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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