THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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