when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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