The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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