What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
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