if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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