She said her name was "party"
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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