Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
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