if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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