Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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