BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
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