so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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