i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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