Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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