my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Randomize
