Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Operation Purity has been aborted
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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