I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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