So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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