if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
he quoted the bible to break up with me
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
foreskin is a definite game changer
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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