So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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