Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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