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do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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