Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
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