dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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