I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i already hear my dad disowning me
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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