he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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