What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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