Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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