If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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