i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
You're earring is so big in my mouth
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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